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Help yourself if you need it, but please don't make a career of giving my stuff away (or selling it either).
But know that my minions now wield "The Force", we laugh at your skinny kung fu (ha-ha-ha!), and there's nothing you can do about it because of :

My New Copyright Statement
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The copyright in all material on this Site, including without limitation the text, data, articles, design, source code, software, photos, images and other information (collectively the "Content"), unless specifically stated to be copyright free, is held by Bill Cornelius or by the original creator of the material and is protected by U.S. and International copyright laws and treaties. The Content of this website may not be copied, reproduced, distributed, republished, displayed, posted or transmitted in any form or by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, memorization, remote viewing, or "otherwise", without the express prior written consent of Bill Cornelius. And the Content is and shall remain the property of Bill Cornelius for ever or till the universe reaches maximum entropy or till the statutes of copyright expire, whichever comes first. You may not modify, participate in the sale or transfer of, or create derivative works based on any Content, in whole or in part. The use of the Content on any other Site, including by linking or framing, or in any networked computer environment for any purpose, is prohibited without Bill Cornelius's prior written approval. You also may not, without Bill Cornelius's express written permission, "mirror" any material contained on this Site on any other server. Any unauthorized use of any Content on this Site may violate copyright laws, trademark laws, the laws of privacy and publicity, common decency, Taboo, Sharia, Yo Mama, communications statutes and regulations, the Pledge of Allegiance, Scouts Oath, and Qab jIH nagil.